In Oldcastle, you couldn't enter the church without someone waiting to tell you a joke. So I decided to do a web search and and give myself a laugh. A little while ago, I was asked by a friend why I think church attendance is declining. I think the Roman Catholics may have discovered the answer to that question. On the church sign of St. Cyril of Alexandria Catholic Church in the Diocese of Galveston-Houston, they displayed the message for those who couldn't figure it out themselves:
"Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! Does not constitute going to Church"